Friday, February 3, 2012

What's wrong with this picture?



Every well-bred petty crook knows that the small, concealable guns go on the far left of the place setting. ;-)

9 comments:

  1. Or for the well-bred practical shooter, if you're right-handed, it's on the right, facing to two o' clock. Really, how are you gonna grab that in a hurry?

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  2. I was going to answer, "There's not a da** thing wrong with that picture, 'cept there ain't no fork for them aigs."

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  3. They only go on the far left if you are a loony lefty liberal, if on the other hand, you are a normal right right wing leaning conservative, they go on the right, close in to you - just in case.

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  4. Greetings from Falls County,
    I keep the decoy on the far right. The one I mean business with is in my lap.

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  5. @ GlennB: Just because Inara voted for unification, that doesn't make her a loony, lefty.... oh, wait, maybe it does. ;-)

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  6. The gun is placed correctly. What is wrong with the picture is there is not enough bacon, and there are no spare magazines on the left of the plate.

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  7. Nor is there any strawberry jam for the toast. It isn't really toast without strawberry jam, although you could use the toast like a clay pigeon while eating the bacon, and try to put a hole in them with the pistol. Now that would be a fun way to eat breakfast!

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  8. How to carry concealed tastefully--keep a big pile of bacon in front of your weapon!

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