QotD

To those people, my response is usually, “Splintered wood and mineral fragments may rupture my skeletal structure, but nomenclature does not impair me.”

That my friends is grade A extra large 1st class snark without even being snark.
If you're too stoopid to understand the snark, you don't need to get it.

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