Or for the well-bred practical shooter, if you're right-handed, it's on the right, facing to two o' clock. Really, how are you gonna grab that in a hurry?
They only go on the far left if you are a loony lefty liberal, if on the other hand, you are a normal right right wing leaning conservative, they go on the right, close in to you - just in case.
Nor is there any strawberry jam for the toast. It isn't really toast without strawberry jam, although you could use the toast like a clay pigeon while eating the bacon, and try to put a hole in them with the pistol. Now that would be a fun way to eat breakfast!
Or for the well-bred practical shooter, if you're right-handed, it's on the right, facing to two o' clock. Really, how are you gonna grab that in a hurry?
ReplyDeleteShiny !!
ReplyDeleteI was going to answer, "There's not a da** thing wrong with that picture, 'cept there ain't no fork for them aigs."
ReplyDeleteThey only go on the far left if you are a loony lefty liberal, if on the other hand, you are a normal right right wing leaning conservative, they go on the right, close in to you - just in case.
ReplyDeleteGreetings from Falls County,
ReplyDeleteI keep the decoy on the far right. The one I mean business with is in my lap.
@ GlennB: Just because Inara voted for unification, that doesn't make her a loony, lefty.... oh, wait, maybe it does. ;-)
ReplyDeleteThe gun is placed correctly. What is wrong with the picture is there is not enough bacon, and there are no spare magazines on the left of the plate.
ReplyDeleteNor is there any strawberry jam for the toast. It isn't really toast without strawberry jam, although you could use the toast like a clay pigeon while eating the bacon, and try to put a hole in them with the pistol. Now that would be a fun way to eat breakfast!
ReplyDeleteHow to carry concealed tastefully--keep a big pile of bacon in front of your weapon!
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