Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Thanks 9th Circuit

So, thanks to the 9th Circuit Court of oft overturned idiots, I can now announce my candidacy for president in 2012. That's right, TXGunGeek for Pres in 2012.

My qualifications :

State Senator for 15 years
State Governor for 12 years
US Senator for 32 years
Awarded the Medal of Freedom 6 times
US Representative for 2 years (I really hated that job)
And, I NEVER once voted "present"

So, as you can see, I am more than qualified to be president and quite frankly am more qualified than the bozo currently in office or any of the other likely candidates.


* Since it's protected speech to lie about military service and honors, it has to be protected speech to lie about other governmental service as well right?

4 comments:

  1. Whether it's protected or not doesn't seem to have stopped many people before.

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  2. You've got my vote. Where do I send the campaign contribution to?

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  3. If you need a campaign manager or a Communications Director, a very un=PC Communications Director I might add, I am available... Cheap...

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